joeyontheguitar

Yeah, I’m gonna talk about it… avert eyes of children

Simple: If you’re in a relationship, you don’t fuck around with other people. If you’re single, you can sleep with whomever you damn want. I’m right, I hope?

I’m single. I’m allowed to sleep with whomever I wish. Just because I sleep with someone doesn’t mean I’m suddenly barred from sleeping with someone else. I might not sleep with a specific person, my decision filtered by my own discretion, but that’s my own choice. No one should tell me what I can do. Er, I mean, whom I can do.

If right now you’re thinking, “Joey, I can’t believe you said that!!”… think about what you would say if we were talking about YOUR escapades. Do you think it would be fair if I swooped down from the sky like some angel of chastity and told you that you couldn’t sleep with Van Doan? (Uh, assuming you wanted to sleep with Van Doan, of course… unless you’re Van Doan and you’re reading this, in which case I guess we’ll choose… Jessica Alba?) Or would it be more fair if I talked to you like an adult and trusted your ability to choose with whom you wanted to sleep?

I hope you chose the latter. Because I don’t really want to be your angel of chastity, okay? :P

Also… Mistakes from last night

1. Point-blank asked Lisa Christensen to marry me. She said yes. (Don’t worry, this isn’t real, but if this were Vegas, I might have had a wife by now.)
2. Told Michael Ngo I think he’s cute. Now he has the psychological advantage over me… fucking bastard.
3. Tried to write a Tumblr post drunk, eating microwaveable White Castle burgers. Don’t write angst-filled Tumblr posts drunk, kids.
4. Saw my crush yesterday. Freakin’ makes me get all nervous and everything. :(

Yeah… that’s about it… I think.