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I’ve tried to get in shape and the trainer is always telling me things that I don’t wanna hear like, “Aziz, there’s this new study that came out it said that any food you eat after 11 o’ clock p.m. goes straight to your belly so you have to cut those late night meals.” And I was like, “Oh well, there’s another study I heard about that said if you have a lot of alcohol in your system and you eat a quesadilla at 3 in the morning, it’s delicious.”

Aziz is my hero. I’m pulling an all-nighter with a cool kid tonight, not because we have an assignment to do… but just motherfuckin’ because. Also, because of FREE PANCAKE DAY AT IHOP!! (Props to IHOP for putting this on to benefit Shriners Hospital for Children. Way cool idea. I’m going to chip in for sure.)

http://anthonyle.tumblr.com/post/3577473500/free-pancakes-tomorrow

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